every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right
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I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad
if u have a friend with depression u need to put pride aside and double text and check on them.. if they cancel plans and shit be empathetic . even if they keep u on read just show them
U love them and are there 4 Them
lets get personal.
- 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
- 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4: What do you think about most?
- 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
- 7: What’s your strangest talent?
- 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
- 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 11: Do you have any strange phobias?
- 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 13: What’s your religion?
- 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 17: What was the last lie you told?
- 18: Do you believe in karma?
- 19: What does your URL mean?
- 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 21: Who is your celebrity crush?
- 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 23: How do you vent your anger?
- 24: Do you have a collection of anything?
- 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
- 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
- 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
- 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
- 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 36: Define Art.
- 37: Do you believe in luck?
- 38: What’s the weather like right now?
- 39: What time is it?
- 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 41: What was the last book you read?
- 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 43: Do you have any nicknames?
- 44: What was the last film you saw?
- 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
- 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 48: What’s your sexual orientation?
- 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
- 50: Do you believe in magic?
- 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 52: What is your astrological sign?
- 53: Do you save money or spend it?
- 54: What’s the last thing you purchased?
- 55: Love or lust?
- 56: In a relationship?
- 57: How many relationships have you had?
- 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- 59: Where were you yesterday?
- 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 61: Are you wearing socks right now?
- 62: What’s your favourite animal?
- 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 64: Where is your best friend?
- 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
- 66: What is your heritage?
- 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
- 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?
- 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
- 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
- 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 77: How can I win your heart?
- 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 80: What size shoes do you wear?
- 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 82: What is your favourite word?
- 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
- 84: What is a saying you say a lot?
- 85: What’s the last song you listened to?
- 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?
- 87: What is your current desktop picture?
- 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
- 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
- 98: Ever been on a plane?
- 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
drug dealer: *doesnt text me back*
me: *feels abandoned*
Sometimes I feel unappreciated and I don’t think I am wrong when I feel this way. Sometimes I don’t want to have to text first or make the plans first or communicate first. Sometimes I want surprises and random things just because people are thoughtful. Sometimes I just want to feel wanted and thought of because I always want people and think of people so much.
if you want to be more accessible to dyslexic people
don’t
- write in large chunks
- use italics
- use completely white and completely black contrast
- write too tiny
- write in all caps or use more capital letters than necessary
- use confusing fonts (serif fonts are a no-no)
- double-space words or use justified text
- blur words
do
- make each paragraph short (1 idea or concept per paragraph should be fine)
- use bold instead of italics to highlight ideas
- use off-white and dark grey instead of pure black and white contrasting colors
- keep the font size above 12 or 14
- use lists (like these) to simplify ideas
- stick to sans-serif fonts
- use left-aligned text
what can happen to dyslexic people if you ignore this
- they cannot read what you’re saying
- they can read it but it is a struggle
- they misread and take a while to grasp what was actually said
- they misread but don’t realize they misunderstood and respond to what they thought you wrote when you wrote something else
- they can read it at first but are exhausted by it and stop reading in the middle
- they read it through but afterwards make more errors due to using up their energy
- etc.
conclusion
why be accessible? because it’s the right thing to do, and more people will be able to access your content
apply these rules to everything from a research paper to a tumblr post to a group chat. it won’t be perfect but it’ll help.
- Fp: *doesn't respond to my text in 0.001 seconds*
- Me: *splits*
- Fp: hey I love you
- Me: *splits back*
